性福配對中

　　蕭大師鑄成了大名鼎鼎的“淚痕劍”，卻也知道這把劍未來會在江湖之上掀起腥風血雨，不僅如此，蕭大師還得知自己的孩子將會死在這把劍下。為了避免事端，蕭大師將淚痕劍交給弟子保管，幾經輾轉，淚痕劍最終到了小高（傅聲 飾）的手上。　　帶著這把劍，小高被卷入了長安大鏢局和洛陽雄獅堂的爭斗之中，雄獅堂的叛徒楊堅被神秘人蕭淚血（岳華 飾）殺死，但也正是這名神秘的男子，三番五次的救下小高的性命。原來，蕭血淚的真實身份是蕭大師的兒子，為了避免淚痕劍的詛咒成真，蕭血淚一直在尋找著弟弟。就在線索全部落空之際，大鏢局的二把手卓東來（爾冬升 飾）現身搶走了淚痕劍。

　　Jamez Bond is the lead character in Spoof, a frustrated one, since he's not able to figure out a way to complete his famous sentence: "My name is...", before getting shot. Yep, this is the news: finally, after 50 years, the gun in the gun-barrel sequence shoots our hero and several other challenges will arise, till the sky-fall... Leatherfaze from the Texas Chainzaw Mazzacre and the Alfraid Hitchcock silhouette, from the TV show will face no lesser complications in trying to turn a chainsaw on and in overcoming common fears, because the Master of Suspence will appear to be surprisingly more fearful than the victims in his movies... But he's in good company, since an animated Inspector Clouzeau, from The Pink Panfher's saga title sequence, won't prove to be brave enough in fighting a pink panther that's much wilder than we used to know... Rochy Balboa will show the other characters what it takes to fight your inner enemies, in "Rochy vs Ranbo", but won't be prepared for an unexpected ...

　　沒有通天本領也能踏上取經路？小豬妖決定離開浪浪山，和蛤蟆精、黃鼠狼精、猩猩怪組團取經。西行路上，小妖怪們將遇到怎樣的考驗？最終他們又能否實現心愿，活成自己喜歡的樣子？

　　一名廣告主管和一名時尚設計師博主都不相信愛情，于是他們立下賭約，要用不尋常的策略讓對方陷入情網